Well, the new year is definitely upon us. As always, people have been asking me what new year’s resolutions I’m making. I can honestly say that I have none. The under-achiever in me can’t think of any that are within my reach. I mean, sure I could go with “I’m going to lose weight.” But the truth is I’ve been the same weight for the last ten years. I don’t think it’s going anywhere.

Then I thought I’d do something drastic like not cut my hair for a year. Or mayve cut out the ritual of shaving. My wife informed that it would have an adverse affect on my love life. It was a tough decision but I decided to side line those ideas too.

Help me out, Pinkertans. What’s your new year’s resolution?