TGIF, MOFOS!!! Man, this was a long week. When I was writing this strip I realized that Tucker hasn’t been very “Tucker-ish” lately. He was almost becoming… gasp… FRIENDLY! It was a nice side to see of him but it really started feeling like he was mellowing out. We can’t let that happen now, can we.

If you came by yesterday (if not, click ‘previous’), you saw the announcement that Pinketon is switching to a 3x rotation. This is out of nothing more than necessity on my part. Those rumors about me dating Drew Barrymore are COMPLETELY exaggerated. We’re just sleeping together.

Steve is really starting to look like an evangelist with that big hair of his. Oral Roberts and Liberace are gonna duke it out over who gets custody of Steve’s pomp.